I am officially retired and staying put in a quiet suburb near the beach, after living in the Torres Strait in the '80s (A MERry Life), 2 years in China (Howling Pigeons of LongHu), a year in Turkey (Turklish Adventure), working in the UK (The British Job, and Porridge in Norwich), working in Saudi Arabia (Howdi Saudi), holidays around the Pacific (Not Riyadh), working in Queensland (How woomba is TOOwoomba, and Brisbane Master Class), and working in Malaysia (For we are jolly good fellows).